Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny
Happy Birthday, Hugh Michael Horace Dancy (June 19, 1975)
i hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things
Moment of silence for all the kids who don’t have a dad to celebrate today with and shoutout to the hardworking moms who raised kids alone.
..I’m sorry I couldn’t protect you in this life.